Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.

① Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.

② One should love animals. They are so tasty.


③ Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
 

④ Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.


⑤ Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.


⑥ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

  ⑦ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.


⑧ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.


⑨ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.


⑩ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.


⑾ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.


⑿“Your future depends on your dreams”. So go to sleep.


⒀ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

  ⒁“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?


⒂“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours!


⒃ God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.


⒄ When two’s company, three’s the result!


⒅ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.


⒆ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.